Lana Del Rey makes the sort of music you could listen to whilst driving down one...– FHM magazine (via cohrayb)
cutebab: how do 14 year olds in manga live alone and have girlfriends with boobs as big as my face
fussybabybitch: This closet contains a boggart, which will transform itself into your greatest fears (the door flings open and the words “FEMALE SEXUALITY” float out) Oh noo
paradisaic: fuck all my neofriends
Someone attempts suicide..
suicide attempt fails: person is hated on and labeled attention whore.
suicide attempt results death: suddenly everyone loved them and is sad
sh4ne: paceboy: sh4ne: caraknightley: nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve...
rabioheab: rabioheab: a collection of some of my favourite teenage girl compliments
Did you know if you listen carefully to Leona...
The best thing about having deaf friends is that you can fart and as long as it...– My mom
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
family feud host: name a four legged animal
contestant: a snake
rest of family: GOOD ANSWER WOW NUMBER ONE ANSWER FOR SURE
theprincessdiana: can you paint with all the colors of the wind
niggapus: ugh i can’t wait to move out and get my own place that i’ll get to furnish this spongebob furniture is 100000% me
1612th: englishcupcakeicings: My sister (she’s 13) borrowed my computer and this is what she’s been searching on google: omfg
lampsarepeopletoo: shrooms are so much fun my first time a whole pineapple ended up inside me but ill never tell you how
obesealpaca: what’s that? ha sorry couldn’t hear you over my 27 followers
gossipgran: eytancragg: sportyspice94: the importance of an eñe yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses) yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old) important spanish lessons. I MADE THIS POST WHEN I WAS SPORTYSPICE IM SO PISSED DO U FEEL MY ANGER
loki-cat: look what i found on my dash