May 29th, 2012
mileyhighrus:

STEPHANIE HERE IT IS

…. What in the actual fuck that is some crazy sub Lindsay Lohan behavior

mileyhighrus:

STEPHANIE HERE IT IS

…. What in the actual fuck that is some crazy sub Lindsay Lohan behavior

(Source: lvck)

transformfeminism:

lilytangerine:

methodistcoloringbook:

feminist disney is so great

BEST EVER

i’m in love.

(Source: terriblesting, via sle4zy)

Huh it’s so weird I kind of want coffee now

Huh it’s so weird I kind of want coffee now

(via mileyhighrus)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.
WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?
ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU THE WORLD. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.
I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.
I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.

WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?

ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU THE WORLD. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.

I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.

I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG. 

old-pair-of-jeans:

m0rmanthefuckup:

Zombie attack in Miami.

why are they naked?

From the “zombie attack” news story thus been circulating

old-pair-of-jeans:

m0rmanthefuckup:

Zombie attack in Miami.

why are they naked?

From the “zombie attack” news story thus been circulating

bonerdonor:

dyed my hair

bonerdonor:

dyed my hair

(via sle4zy)

fer1972:

Paper Cutouts of Butterflies by Rebecca J. Coles

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

(via sle4zy)

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:


Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

(via presidenthilton)